Alestorm - Shit Boat (No Fans) Lyrics

Lyrics Shit Boat (No Fans) by Alestorm.

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your s**tty wee boat is a f**king joke
It’s just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin’ barge

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof’s gonna take a s**t on your f**king lawn

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poopdeck is a s**thole and your rudder is crap
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like Lego bricks

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your s**tty wee boat is a f**king joke
It’s just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin’ barge

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better giνe us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof’s gonna take a s**t on your f**king lawn…